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I Don’t Like Vacations – And You Can’t Convince...

People treat not liking vacations like it’s some kind of red flag. Like you’re broken or missing something if you don’t dream about flying out, exploring new places, or “getting...

Crispy Ain’t Better – I Don’t Like Crunchy Food...

Somewhere along the way, society decided that “crispy” was the universal badge of good food. The louder the crunch, the better it must be. That’s the logic. Fries gotta be...

I Don’t Like Being Nosey – And I Can’t Stand Pe...

I don’t know when it became normal for people to feel entitled to other people’s lives, but I can tell you I want no part of it. There’s a certain...

I Don’t Like Compliments – Stop Praising Me for...

Let me say this clearly: I do not like compliments. I don’t like recognition. I don’t like being praised. I don’t want a pat on the back, a round of...

I Don’t Like Birthdays, Holidays, or Celebratio...

People always get weird when you say you don’t like birthdays. Like you’re broken or bitter. But for me, it’s never been about sadness or neglect. I just don’t care...

I Don’t Like Talking on the Phone – Don’t Call ...

Let’s get straight to it: I do not like talking on the phone. At all. Not a little. Not sometimes. Not for the right person. Not for “quick calls.” None...